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Inflatable high heels
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Knowing the facts
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Friends
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One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in
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Osama Bin Laden joke
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Chief wants beer!
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New Ruling
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Read This!
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Redneck Jokes (28)
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You might be a redneck if...car color
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You might be a redneck if...mama
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You might be a redneck if...sideburn
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The pop machine.
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A push
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Guilty as sin
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Little Mermaid
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I am called a Princess
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Playing tabla
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How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
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Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to...
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Drinking problem
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5 drinks
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
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Two English sheep in a field
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Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
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Aviation Jokes (38)
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International airline
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Teaching the child
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Training the blonde
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A Skydiving lesson
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Common Jokes (6)
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Tell me what I am
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A blind man vists the state of Texas
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Are the pilots flying blind?
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Business Jokes (68)
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Where does he work?
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Economics textbooks
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Economists in parades
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Bad computer viruses
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Military Jokes (62)
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Tribute to the Marines
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Choose a punishment
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Painting shows it all
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New chemical warfare
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Farming Jokes (24)
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How are you feeling?
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Horse pulls the car
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Mother-in-law killed
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Try to grow chickens
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Camping Jokes (23)
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Catching the fish
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Fishermen meet
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Some fishing terms
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Fishermen killed
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Real Jokes (99)
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Ordering fast food
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You aren't the worst
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Steal little things
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Making cars drive
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Police Jokes (115)
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Disorderly conduct
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Red fire fighter
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A missing person
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Part of the service
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Food Jokes (34)
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Placing your order
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Food quotes and quips
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Purchasing a turkey
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Language Jokes (15)
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A lecture about English
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Tips to improve your writing
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Europe English
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Poem of English
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Computing Jokes (122)
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Microsoft versus GM
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AOL addiction poem
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100 Buckets of Bits
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The power of shifting
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Ethnical Jokes (52)
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Irish girl confesses sins
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History of the Bagpipes
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Trapped within a bog
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Where are you living?
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Mixed Jokes (16)
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Drinking fault finder
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The skier's dictionary
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Miscellaneous terms
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Evaluating progress
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Gender Jokes (43)
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Why make woman beautiful?
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Dating hints for men
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Computers are male
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50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/th
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Sport Jokes (62)
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You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and ne
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Who is on First?
|Who's On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costel
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Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach
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Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people tha
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Kids Jokes (258)
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stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has
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Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was la
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make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tai
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which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tic
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Other Jokes (2)
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'Twas the Night After Christmas
|'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night af
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Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A:
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Instrument Jokes (58)
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Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a tou
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Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven
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What's that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She
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Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in C
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Stats/Math Jokes (30)
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The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many div
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Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains
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Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when drivi
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Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,0
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Job/Office Jokes (39)
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Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of
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An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations
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Stock market report
|Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feath
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Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front off
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Marriage Jokes (71)
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Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustratio
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Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life
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Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, "I never knew what happ
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Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case
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Elderly Jokes (54)
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OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their clas
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OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMA
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OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve t
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OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD
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Red Indian Jokes (9)
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Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walkin
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Texan's guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theori
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Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance p
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Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old W
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Dumb Jokes (48)
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An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer abou
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Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made i
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OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary trie
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AHH, THAT'S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a litt
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Mom/Dad Jokes (37)
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Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given b
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Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to
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Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father's Days of our ne
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Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you s
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Festival Jokes (18)
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Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year
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Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 g
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Cookie the Cat's Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I wil
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Irish Jokes (79)
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An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not with
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day ab
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Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get a
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In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were
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